So, I bought this new car. It's a 2009 Toyota Yaris 3-Door, which I'm calling either 'Apollo 18' or the 'SLAVE II.'* It's black, and has a manual transmission, and gets 35 mpg, and I'm already quite fond of it. Therefore I can't wait to deface it with stickers.
Just one or two, mind you. Carefully chosen and tastefully placed, like an accent or a beauty mark. Of course, they'd have to be cool.
I've got several neat stickers I've been keeping, like an old RatFink whose adhesive I do not trust, and some original MSTinfoclub bumperstickers, and a few others. One of them is an old Apple sticker. I mean old Apple sticker. We're talking ][c era.
But that's the problem! It's cool because of its age, but because of its age it's a modified rainbow Apple!
I. Am. Not. Participating. In. The. Rainbow. Flag.
I hate that damned thing. Totally a signifier of age and taste (which is to say, PATRICK'S, Charleston townies).
And it's proof- PROOF that there is no such thing as a Gay Design Gene, because if there was, we'd have come up with something better.
So, okay, there, made up my mind already, thanks for listening.
However, if anyone had a sticker of Lt. Sulu that reads 'Set Phaser for Disco,' I'd slap it on in a minute.
*Yeah, it'd be the SLAVE II, because the Expanded Universe is not cannon, and yes, I'm just that much of a geek.